Have you ever heard of the fairy tale, of when the princess kissed the frog, it turned into her lovely prince?
Well, this story isn't a fairytale, and the frog wasn't any prince.
Me and Kery were helping my mom out in the barn. We saw a green mist over the well. We walked into the forest and follwed the mist. Kery tripped and fell into a watery mud. Eliza(that's me) laughed and turned away to watch for the mist. When I turned around, Kery was already up to her neck in quick sand. I jumped and started to pull her hair. (to get her out) I ripped big huge large pieces of hair out instead. Her arm came up, so she pulled her out thst way. When she came up, her clothes had been sucked off by the sand, but luckily, she saved her puffer. Kery took a few wiffs of it and was better. I lent her my jacket. she used it like a dress.
We found the mist and continued to follow it. To our surprise, it was just an ugly toad. To make a joke, I bent down and kissed it. I looked around at Kery and laughed. she laughed to, but suddenly stopped. I looked bakc at the frog, and noticed it was getting bigger. I stepped back, and it turned into my boyfriend. But he looked different. He looked like a hobo. He was smoking weed. He spat it out and puckered his lips.
He came after me, but i pushed him in the pond. He turned back into a frog. We got our horses, and the next day, we rode back to the pond. As we were crossing it, my horse spooked and rearded. I fell off, and landed in the pond, I felt slimy and looked and saw i turned into a frog. Matt, my boyfriend frog hobo, came and tried to make love with me, but Kery's horse kicked him in the ...well...Ass!!
I am still a frog today, until Matt comes to kiss me. The keyboard is slimy and wet, but my mom will clean it later. Now you know our Fairytale.(Oh ya, i have 20 tadpoles, Matt frog hobo is the dad)